Red Planet: Tooty Cluster

Galactic Gaylords
• Updated on
February 23, 2024

Tooty Cluster

Tooty Cluster is located approximately 69-billion dildo-meters from the Kryptos Star. It is known for its red sand deserts, extreme heat, and daily firestorms that allow access to water and promote healthy plant growth. A vast array of plants and tumbleweed have evolved to survive the fire storms and store the water necessary for survival within their roots and bodies.
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Tooty Cluster is home to two thousand and three* floating pyramids. Throughout time Tooty Cluster inhabitants have burned runic messages above the pyramid entrances. The vast majority of the planet’s water supply is sourced from these pyramids. Some are said to contain hidden treasures, artifacts, and secret passageways.**

*currently discovered
**record of pyramid-related discoveries are restricted to the Super Gay Council  

Tooty Cluster Inhabitants

The first evidence of human life on Tooty Cluster was documented two thousand and twenty three refractory periods ago. Though multiple cultures thrive on this sand planet, it tends to attract inhabitants that prioritize survival above all else. They are quick to sense and respond to danger and adapt to new surroundings. Inhabitants are known for their practicality, courage, and strong leadership skills. They are realistic and grounded. The gay-galaxy famous philosopher Jingleberry Einstein* theorizes that the core of the planet is attuned to the root chakra.

*Jingleberry Einstein’s The Theory of the Rainbow (available for rental at the Tamaer Orb libraries)

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